#political mean girls dreamcast
↳ eric cantor as gretchen weiners“and none for eric cantor. bye.”
#political mean girls dreamcast
↳ sarah palin as karen smith“if you’re from america, why are you black?”
When you meet me, I will not try to impress you all that much. I will not lie and tell you I am good at playing pool, because I am not. I’m awful, and sometimes I’m okay, and mostly I jut smack talk you because I’m an idiot and my brother made me watch wrestling as a kid so I can smack talk. I will not tell you that I hope to travel to Thailand one day, or that I am learned on a lot of things that have to do with World War Two, or anything else that will make me seem well read and/or smart. I will not laugh at your jokes if they are not funny, and the only way I know how to flip my hair is like Willow Smith and that could take out your eye. I will want to sleep with you (I’m addressing somebody I want to sleep with or love or whatever, it’s such a fucking literary device thing), but I will use other methods of convincing you that you want to sleep with me.
Hipster humor is inherently flawed because there are only two types of hipster jokes: those made by people who aren’t hipsters and those made by people who are.
The people who aren’t hipsters can’t make a hipster joke worth a damn because they don’t have a clue in hell about hipster culture. Blah…
thats what makes them interesting and worth doing or dealing with"
